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HA HA HA!!! WHAT?!!
…Probably a million dollars and a lifetime supply of tequila and frozen yogurt.
I have a heartache. And a headache. And not just because I was listening to Violent Femmes. People suck. That’s the truest of true.
I seriously have the craziest feelings running through my head right now. Best friend’s birthday party was last night, and it was crazy. Beer pong, signature drinks, and ridiculous concoctions that came from I don’t even know where. About halfway through, things started to do that weird shift-y thing. You know the one. Where everything just feels…off. Lots of random tears and awkward hook-ups (the kind that one thinks no one else sees, but in reality EVERYONE’S just witnessed). It was weird being totally sober, and seeing all of these drunk mini stories unfold. To tell the complete truth, I ABHORRED a couple of these stories. Disgusted. Annoyed. Whatever. The night was a complete roller-coaster…the kind that kind of shook my world a bit. Saw people’s true colors. Just so unsure of how to feel right now.